Heidi Montag reveals her surgically enchanced body!

Photo courtesy of People

Three words: ew, ew, EW! #1: Boobs are waaay too big for her frame. #2: Is that look really worth 30k?! #3: She doesn't look very comfortable; Kind of like, 'ehh.. hurry up and take my picture! I paid 30k to look this hot!'

She does have a cute bikini though, which is from her new swimsuit line.

thoughts??

Heidi Montag - firing, hiring, and more firing

Last week, reports surfaced that Heidi Montag had fired her manager, whom was actually her husband, Spencer Pratt, and hired her psychic, Aiden Chase, to take his place (in the career role, not the bedroom). Then, after just one day, Heidi had landed a movie role with major stars, Adam Sandler and Jennifer Annison, just to name a few. Well, I guess he didn't do much for Heidi because she has fired him, too, after just one week! Heidi states,

"I have decided to part ways with Mr. Chase both as a manager and as a phychic and will scrutinize my business decisions more carefully in the future. I will now be managing my own career as a strong and independent woman."

Well...this can only mean one thing! Spencer's demise is coming! What do you think??

Addicted to Plastic Surgery??

You tell me...

Before (2006):

After: (left is after round 1 in 07, right is round 2 in November)

List of what she had done: 1. Mini Brow Lift, 2. Botox in Forehead and Frown Area, 3. Nose Job Revision, 4. Fat Injections in Cheeks, Nasolabial Folds and Lips, 5. Chin Reduction, 6. Neck Liposuction, 7. Ears Pinned Back, 8. Breast Augmentation Revision, 9. Liposuction on Waist, Hips and Inner and Outer Thighs, 10. Buttocks Augmentation

*whew* Let me catch my breath.

Okay, first things first: She doesn't even look like the same person! She was cute in the before pic, yes maybe a little flat chested, but still cute. Definately nothing that a minor boob job could fix. But this is taking things to the extreme. What's sad to me is that when she has kids, they will have her genes, but look NOTHING like her. Last I heard, parents take pride in seeing their kids with the same features they have, even if it is a big nose. That's the part of the joy of having kids and watching them grow. Sure, I'm sure her personality will still be a part of the kids, but they won't look anything like their own biological mother.

Number two: It's a little ridiculous when you start to bring faith into the picture, claiming to have prayed and asked God if this was the right thing to do to your body. Why would God want you to change your looks if you were "made in his image"? I don't know whose image she's portraying now, but it surely isn't God's, in which she was made.

Three: Nobody's perfect. Not even you who is "obsessed with being perfect". So why do you want to spend $30,000 to TRY to reach your perfect body? Sorry honey, but it seems like you are always going to find one thing or another that you don't like about yourself, just like everyone else (we just don't take things to the extreme).

Instead of dwelling on this, since I'm sure we get the point, let's just all drop our jaws for two more seconds, again, and then feel sorry for her and move on.

Some people just scream for therapy, and I think Heidi Montag is one of those people.