Introducing Mason Dash Disick

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have finally hit the magazine photo shoot to introduce their son, Mason Dash Disick, who was born on December 14th. So they didn't beat Kendra to the punch (as seen on a previous post), but they didn't wait too long, either. Kourtney waited a measly 8 days before deciding to monetize on the birth of her son; at least she hit the 1 week mark! OR ... Maybe the Kardashinan clan needed those extra few days to decide if Scott really was the true father?! Ha, I'm only kidding. I believe that whole baby daddy drama story was mused up by Kourtney's mother, Kris Jenner, or Kourtney's sister, Khloe Odom (recently married to Lamar Odom). If you follow their reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, you would understand why I say this. But if not, let me just say that Scott is not well liked in the Kardashian household; Drama should be the all of the Kardashians' middle names!

Anyway.. back to the original intention of this post, let's all look at the cover of the mag and say it together, "Awww!"

Kourtney Kardashian ... Baby Daddy Drama

Latest news reports are surfacing that aspiring model and rapper, Michael Girgenti (who goes by stage name Premo Stallone), is the father of Kourtney Kardashian's son, Mason Dash Disick, born just a couple days ago. I know what you're thinking, 'WHOA! ... WHHAT??' And I'm sure that's just the reaction that Michael is hoping for. Some say there is absolutely no validity to this statement. However, sources close to Kourtney say it could be true. Apparantly, before Kourt found out she was preggers, she and Scott were on a break. She did, during that time, hook up with Michael twice, says the source. I wonder though, why all of a sudden are these reports surfacing now? Maybe the baby doesn't resemble Scott Disick, who was reportedly the father. Can you imagine ... sitting in the O.R. with your fiance as she is in labor, only to see that the baby that pops out looks nothing like you.

But, if Kourtney wasn't sure of the baby's father, why give him the last name of Disick? If anything, and she wasn't sure, she would have gave the baby HER last name. Am I right?!

Anyway, if these speculations are true, I feel so bad for Scott. But ... I guess only paternity tests will prove the facts.

Until then, let the drama unfold...

Kendra Beat Kourtney To The Punch!

As you can see, Kendra has beaten Kourtney Kardashian in the race to be the first to monetize on the birth of their baby boys! This week's cover of OK! Magazine introduces baby Hank, not even a week after he was born! Man Kendra, you didn't waste any time (like you did when you were in labor - 24 hours!)! This is all in good fun, because I love Kendra, but I did think it would at least be a couple weeks before we saw Kendra or Kourtney's son on the cover of a mag. I have to admit, though ... very cute kid!

Wonder how long Kourtney 'Dash' will wait....

Kourtney Kardashian Welcomes a Son

Just days after Kendra Wilkinson welcomed her son, Hank Baskett, IV into the world, Kourtney Kardashian follows suit. Kourtney, along with boyfriend/lover/baby daddy Scott Disick welcomed their son, Mason Dash Disick on the morning of December 14th. Wait! Did you notice it... her son's middle name? Yes, you read that correctly, Dash is a shortened version of Kourtney's last name, but also the name of the three sisters' clothing store. So, let me get this straight... Mason (like Mason Jar?) Dash (women's clothing store) Disick (I guess she will be getting married soon and dropping her last name of Kardashian). I wonder if she and her sisters came up with that name?

(Insert ditzy female accent here):

Kourtney: "Like, Oh my gosh guys! You have to hear this! Okay, His middle name could be Dash! Like our store, but also a shortened version of our last name!" Responses of sisters, Kim and Khloe, "Oh my gosh, yea!! That's SUCH a great idea Kourt! Wow! You're sooo smart!" Kourtney, "Hah.. I know!!"

Ok, I'm done. Now, let's see who gets their baby pictures to the magazines first, Kendra or Kourtney! The race is on!!